Knock knock jokes

Whether you’re trying to crack up the kids in the back seat on the way to school, or make your mates groan around the braai while the boerewors is still raw, these classic gags never get old. (Okay, maybe they do… but that’s the point, right?)

From clean ones the kids can repeat at school to the slightly cheekier versions perfect for when no kids are around, we’ve got your back. Want even more dad-level torture? Check out our full collection of dad jokes – guaranteed to make everyone roll their eyes in true Mzansi style. 😂

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for all ages

• Did you hear about the woman that invented the knock knock joke?
  She won the no bell prize!
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Europe
  Europe who?
  No, you're a poo.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Cows go
  Cows go who?
  Cows go moo not who
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Nobel
  Nobel who?
  No bell. That’s why I knocked.
• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Spell
  Spell who?
  W-H-O.
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Ach
  Ach who?
  Bless you.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Dishes
  Dishes who?
  Dishes Sean Connery.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Isabelle
  Isabelle who?
  Isabelle broken? I rang it ten times before I knocked!
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Britney Spears
  Britney Spears who?
  Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Oops I did it again
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Smell mop
  Smell mop who?
  Ewww that’s disgusting
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Owls
  Owls who?
  They certainly do.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Needap
  Needap who?
  Toilet's upstairs mate.
• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Alex
  Alex who?
  Alex-plain later, just open the door!
• Knock Knock
  Who’s There?
  Lettuce
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Tank
  Tank who?
  You're welcome!
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Owls
  Owls who?
  Right.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Cows
  Cows who?
  No, silly, cows moo. Owls who.
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Interrupting cow
  Interrupti--
  MOO!
• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Joe
  Joe who?
  Joe mama
• Knock Knock
  Who's There?
  Hawaii
  Haw
  aii who
  I'm good how r u.
• Knock knock?
  Who’s there
  Boo
  Boo who?
  Don’t cry!
• Knock knock
  Whose there?
  Cash
  Cash who?
  No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts.
• Knock Knock
  Who's there
  Ligma
  Ligma who
  Ligma nutz