Dad Jokes – The groan-gorthy classics that never get old!

Proof that humour doesn’t need to be clever — it just needs to make everyone roll their eyes so hard they can see yesterday.

Whether you like one-liners or can't get emough of those punny jokes, these are the ultimate dad-level dad jokes. Want something a bit cheekier? Sneak over to our dirty jokes (adults only), or check out the best knock knock jokes.

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• What are two octopuses that look the same called? Itenticle


• Name the thing that has a head, foot, and four legs. A bed.


• Did you catch wind of the story about the astronaut who felt claustrophobic? He just needed some space.


• My friend wants to become an archaeologist. I am worried his life will be in ruins.


• Did you hear about of the shoe factory blaze? Sadly, it claimed countless soles.


• How do fish get high? Seaweed!


• What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"


• What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?


• I never liked facial hair, but it grew on me.


• What did the earthquake say afterward? “Sorry, it was my fault!”


• Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.


• What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.


• I know lots of jokes about retired people, but apparently, none of them work.


• I will find the one who stole my copy of Microsoft Office. You have my Word.


• Have you heard about the Italian chef who just died? He pasta way!


• My doctor just told me that I am slowly going deaf. It was hard for me to hear that.


• What do you call someone with no nose and nobody? Nobody knows.


• Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!


• Why do skeletons never go treating or tricking? They have nobody to go with.


• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!


• Why did the picture go to jail? It got framed.


• When does a joke become a dad joke? It is when it finally becomes apparent.


• I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.


• I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.


• What lies beneath the sea bottom and feels anxious? A nervous wreck.


• What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.


• Stop looking for the perfect match. Use a lighter.


• People say that they pick their noses. I am born with mine.


• Have you ever wondered how birds learn to flying? Well, they simply wing it.


• What do we call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.


• Crabs are not into charity. They are shellfish.


• Never write with a broken pencil, It's pointless.


• What the least spoken language in the world. Sign language.


• What do you call a beehive that doesn't have an exit? Unbelievable.


• I ordered an egg and chicken from Amazon. Just to check which one comes first.


• What were Benjamin Franklin’s words upon discovering electricity? Absolute silence – he was utterly shocked.


• I was charged nine dollars extra at a hotel for the air conditioner. It was seriously uncool.


• Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks while playing golf? In case they get a hole in one.


• Do you know what a computer loves to munch on? Computer chips of course!


• Why do some couples visit the gym? They want their relationship to work out.


• Ever wonder why fish seem so clever? Well, they swim in schools.


• What is the sound made by a witch’s car? It is broom-broom!


• How can you stop a bull’s charge? Simply cancel its credit card.


• Why did the banana seek medical advice? Because it wasn't peeling too well.


• Never trust stairs. They are always up to something.


• A lazy kangaroo is called a pouch potato.


• Trees look suspicious on sunny days as they seem shady.


• What will you call a guy with rubber toes? Roberto.


• Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days. The others are weekdays.


• If you have seen a robbery taking place at an Apple store, you will be an iwitness.


• It is wrong when people say that age is just a number. It is a word.


• What’s the title for a priest turned lawyer? A father-in-law.


• The wedding arrangements were amazing. The cake was also in tiers.


• Why did the tomato turn red? It caught a glimpse of salad dressing.


• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.


• What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine? I don’t know. But it can knit its own sweaters.


• I saw a car being driven by a sheep wearing a swimsuit. It was a lamb bikini.


• Two blondes fell down a hole. One said. It's dark in here, isn't it? The other replied. I don't know. I can't see!


• I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.


• Impasta is a fake noodle!


• I am all set to spread the rumor about butter.


• I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. I'm alright, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!


• What did the cupcake say to the icing? I'm muffin without you!


• Seven out of six people agree that they are pathetic at fractions.


• When you excel, they spreadsheet about you.


• I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.


• A pun walks into a bar and ten people die. Pun in, ten dead.


• If a medium can communicate with the dead, just think what a large could do!


• What kind of music do wind turbines like? They are big metal fans!

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